Shaken, Not Stir Fry
The name's Fry. Stir Fry.
Where every wok is shaken, never stirred
Coming Soon to Your Streets
The world's most unnecessarily dramatic food truck, where action movie legends collide with Asian fusion cuisine. We literally shake your food instead of stir-frying it because Sean Connery would have wanted it that way. Is it practical? No. Is it necessary? Also no.
From the floating stone head of Zardoz to the submarine depths of Red October, our menu is a journey through the greatest (and most questionable) moments in Sean Connery's career.
For your taste buds only
ZARDOZ SHPEAKS!
“The Gun is good! The Penis is evil! The Food is... adequate?“
Today's Brutal Exterminator Specials:
Floating Head Feast
Served from a giant floating stone head
$19.74
Vortex Variety Platter
Immortality not included
$19.74
“In this restaurant, there is no death... only reheating. The food goes in, the food goes out. The food goes in, the food goes out. All your culinary taboos are meaningless here!“
The Hunt for Red Hot Szechuan
One ping only, pleash
Red October Ramen
Some things in here don't react well to bullets
“Give me a ping, Vashhili. One ping only.”
Captain Ramius' Borscht Bowl
Served with a side of Lithuanian freedom
“I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American”
Sonar Operator's Soup
Careful... each spoonful sounds like biological degradation
“I know our shhoup shhoundsh different to them!”
Highlander's Highland Dishes
There can be only one... portion size
MacLeod's Haggis Fried Rice
Immortality not included
“I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod, and thish ish my kitchen.”
Kurgan's Chaos Curry
It's better to burn out than to fade away
“Happy to eat you, Highlander!”
Ramirez's Spanish Stir-Fry
Trained in the ancient arts of wok-fu
“I'm not shhpanishh, I'm Egyptian. But the food... the food ish shhpanishh.”
The Rock's Prison Kitchen
Welcome to The Wok!
Alcatraz Green Curry
VX gas not included
“Your beshht? Loshhersh alwaysh whine about their beshht.”
General Hummel's Hot Pot
Served with a side of righteous fury. Winners eat the prom queen!
“The hashh brownsh have been shhitting on the cafeteria for 200 yearsh!”
Marine Force Recon Ramen
SEAL team approved
“Welcome to The Wok, shhir!”
Goodshpeed's Last Meal
Comes with authentic glass bead thermometer
“I'd take pleashhure in guttin' you, boy... with flavor!”
Indiana Jones' Last Supper
You must choose, but choose wisely
Holy Grail Grilled Noodles
The cup of a carpenter, filled with noodles
“He choshe... wishhely.”
Crusader's Cross Chow Mein
Only the penitent man shall pass... the soy sauce
“In the Latin alphabet, Jehovah beginsh with an I... and sho doesh thish Item.”
Alexandretta Special
X marks the spot... for extra spicy
“That'shh the meal ticket of a carpenter.”
From Russia With Stir Fry
Shaken, never stirred classics
Thunderball Tempura
Shaken at precisely 007 RPM
“Poshitively shhocking!”
Goldfinger Fried Rice
All that glitters is gold-plated wontons
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dine!”